Thursday, March 12, 2009

Metro is your man when it comes to the complete home makeover! Jackhammer legs let him make short work on demolition day. Installing the electrical system is a breeze when you have a built in voltmeter. His oil can head ensures that doors will not squeak for a long time.
Metro recently had his arms converted from screw drivers to wrenches to help him in his quest to build the first convertible homes. His latest line of homes are built on rollers and can be modified by simply unbolting rooms to rearrange them. Hungry? Slide the kitchen over so you can just roll out of bed to satisfy that craving for a midnight snack. Kids too noisy? Move their room to the other side of the house.
E.E. is an emotional little guy. When he cries you had better watch out. Since being fitted with sprinkler eyes, he can pump up to 30 gallons of tears a minute when he is really upset.
It has gotten better though. Now you can easily see when he is ready to break down by reading his pressure gauge implant.

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Say hello to Ace! Ace is the current world champion frisbee catching dog. He has an amazing 99.97 catch completion percentage. This translates into 3 missed catches in the last 10,000! One was his fault as he overestimated his leaping ability when he tried to catch a frisbee while jumping from one train to another train going in the opposite direction. The second miss came as a result of competitor jealousy when he attempted to catch a frisbee while recreating Homer Simpson's gorge jump on a skateboard. They never did catch the mutt that loosened his wheels. The last miss occured when he was distracted by the newly crowned Miss American Puppy, so we really can't fault him for that.
Below are the four members of the hottest up and coming Nascar support team on the circuit. Indy, Chester, Dorman, and Argus, have the lowest average pit stop times ever recorded. This is partially due to their recent conversions from legs to wheels by the now famous Dr. Koch. Argus is the fluid specialist. His amazing sight provided by a state of the art lens (also customized by Dr. Koch) allows him to spot even the smallest oil leak. Chester and Dorman handle the fuel and tire issues. As small as they are, they have Herculean strength and lightning fast speed. Indy is the leader of the group. Constantly monitoring the car's vital statistics, Indy wirelessly transmits detailed instructions to the group so that not one movement is wasted. This is one team to watch closely in the future.




A skater who is a little past his prime, Van got his name when he over shot a rail slide and crashed through the window of a van parked nearby. As you can tell by the dents in his head, this kind of thing was not unusual for him. After many visits to Dr. Koch for replacement parts, Van has put away the skateboard and picked up a saw and drill to build new parks for kids.

Monday, February 9, 2009

The Bot Formerly Known as Chadwick: Found Object Art Assemblage Robot Orphan

This is Formerly Known as Chadwick. Before he lost his head his name was just Chadwick. However, when his head malfunctioned and needed to be replaced by Dr. Koch, he lost his name and his identity. Hopefully, a caring family will adopt him soon and help him on his road to recovery.

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Micbot: Found Object Art Assemblage Robot Orphan

Once nominated for an Oscar for his behind the scenes movie work, Micbot is well known in the industry for his ability to get those sounds no one else is crazy enough to attempt. He once crawled down the belly of a croc with his buddy Cambot to provide the ultimate insider experience for television viewers at home.